i thiiink these are from saturday, or maybe sunday. idk why i made a silly face o3o
i like how cis people act like it would be the worst thing in the world not to assume people’s genders i mean we don’t assume people’s names what if you just met someone and you were like “hey emily” and they were like “thats not my name its megan” and you were like “oh well how was i supposed to know. you look like an emily to me. i guess i can try to call you megan but its gonna be hard because i just see you as such an emily”
Graduated high school. |
Kissed someone .| Collected something really stupid. | Smoked a cigarette .| Got so drunk you passed out. | Rode every ride at an amusement park. | Gone to a rock concert. | Helped someone. | Gone fishing. | Watched four movies in one night. | Gone long periods of time without sleep.| Lied to someone.| Snorted cocaine. | Failed a class. | Smoked weed. | Dealt drugs. | Been in a car accident .| Been in a tornado. | Been to a funeral.| Burned yourself.| Ran a marathon. | Cried yourself to sleep. | S pent over $200 in one day.| Flown on a plane.| Cheated on someone. | Been cheated on. | Written a 10 page letter. | Gone skiing. | Been sailing. | Have a best friend.| Lost someone you loved .| Shoplifted something. | Been to jail. | Dangerously close to being in jail. | S kipped school.| Had detention .| Got in trouble for something you didn’t do.| Stolen books from the library.| Gone to a different country.| Dropped out of school. | Watched the “Harry Potter” movies.| Had an online diary. | Had a yard sale. | Had a lemonade stand.| Actually made money at the lemonade stand.| Been in a school play.| Been fired from a job. | Swam with dolphins. | Taken a lie detector test. | Voted for someone on a reality TV show .| Written poetry.| Read more than 20 books a year. | Gone to Europe. | Loved someone you shouldn’t have. | Used a coloring book over age 12 .| Had surgery.| Had stitches. | Taken a taxi.| Seen the Washington Monument. | Had more than 5 IM’s/online conversations going at once.| Overdosed. | Been in a fist fight. | Gone surfing in California. | Had a hamster/guinea pig. | Pet a wild animal. | Used a credit card .| Did “spirit day” at school. | Dyed your hair. | Got a tattoo. | Got straight A’s. | Been on the Honor Roll. | Know someone with HIV or AIDS. | Made out with someone .| Played on a sports team. | Snuck out of the house. | Swore at a teacher. | Gone laser tagging.| Had a romantic relationship.| Been on the TV. | French braided. | Skinny-dipped. | Driven a car.| Performed in front of an audience.| Gone bungee-jumping. | Been to Mexico. | Crashed a car. | Sky dived. | Been kissed in the rain. | Made an 11:11 wish .| Drank alcohol. | F orwarded a chain letter.| Made a mistake.
1930’s Teen Delinquents
i.e. life role models
I’m just gonna reblog this again because it’s one of my favorite pictures ever.
That girl in the chair seems like such a badass I bet she was the leader of the crew.
I want to write about these girls.
When I was a teenager my mother found my grandmother’s (her mother) school scrapbook. It included things like photos, notes, and a two page spread of every demerit she ever received over the course of her formal education. Each of them set aside with little tags like she was so fucking proud of them. They were all for things like, “Unladylike behavior” or, “Skirt too short” or, “refuses to listen to authority”. I loved that spread so much.
I always have to reblog this.
Thank you for being so helpful, mother. Because when I say, “I can’t believe that my preferred school won’t allow any kind of animal in the residence halls. I’ll have to find a roommate in New York,” what I wanna hear is, “Figure it out. Get a job first. Maybe it’s time to get rid of all the creatures.” Thank you so much for realizing that the animals I have fought with you to keep for years mean literally nothing to me and that getting rid of them is the option I’m going to go with.
Fuck applying. Max’s reptile rescue is open for business. House herps include Roxy the Russian tortoise and Reggie the leopard gecko.